Friday, 5 February 2016

An illiterate Father(Akpos) with his Educated son


 


An illiterate Father(Akpos) with his Educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, Akpos wakes his Son up and asks ” Look up to the sky and tell me what you see?”
Son: I see millions of stars.
Akpos: What does that tell you, son?
Son: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of Galaxies & Planets.”
Akpos slaps Son hard and says, “You idiot! Pesin don thief our Tent   (meaning, Someone has stolen our tent)

Biology Exam Question:

Biology Exam Question:
Draw the Female reproductive Organ? As the exam was going on..a girl looked btw her legs Αnd a boy saw her Απd shouted ''Sir she's cheating,she's copying from d Original source....'

Buhari proceeds on 5-day vacation, Osinbajo to act as President

President Buhari has begun a short vacation from today, Feb. 5 to February 10, 2016. A statement by Special Adviser to Buhari on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, says that while Buhari is away, the Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo will perform the functions of the President.

The statement added that in compliance with Section 145 (1) of the Nigerian Constitution, President Buhari has dispatched a formal notice of his vacation to the Senate President and the Speaker of the House of reps.

Rihanna’s 8th Studio Album ‘ANTI’ Goes Platinum In 14 Hours

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Pop star, Rihanna released her 8th studio album, ‘Anti’ about two days ago and in just hours the highly anticipated album had already sold millions of copies.
According to reports, about 14 hours after the album was officially dropped it had one million downloads or physical copies sold in the U.S . in just 14 hours, this figure excludes streaming numbers, and according to reps from  Tidal the talked about album was streamed 13 million times in 14 hours.
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Check Out These Photos Of Kim Kardashian With No Makeup

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The photos were taken couple of moments before she shared the controversial selfie with Amber Rose.
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Niyola replies fan who told her to be more flashy as a female celeb















After singer Niyola shared this barefaced photo of herself on her instagram page this afternoon, a fan left a comment on the post, telling Niyola to be more flashy because she's a star and stop being all natural. Niyola wasn't here for that and replied the fan.



Hollywood Star, Will Smith Claims He Was Not Informed By Jada Before She Boycotted The Oscars

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Hollywood star, Will Smith has claimed he didn’t know anything as regards his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith boycotting the Oscars.
Jada Pinkett Smith couple of days back shared a video of herself detailing her decision to boycott the awards.
He said “I was out of the country when she made the video,” on BBC Radio 1’s Breakfast Show on Tuesday.
“I was in Thailand. And I get off of the plane and you know, the paparazzi were like, “Will, Will, you’re not going to the Oscars! What do you think about Jada’s video?”
“Um, I think, give me a second, let me call-” I had no idea. I had no idea and I’m like, “Babe, you gotta give a fellow a little heads up, you know? Just a lil something, just, “Hey babe, you know, hit me before you walk out of the airport.” You know, give me, give me something.”‘
“I got in the car and Googled and watched the video,’ he added. ‘I was like, “Honey, is there anything you need to tell me?” She said, “Oh, I didn’t want to bother you on vacation.”
“Uh, you did. You really did.” he further explained.
Will Smith also ceased the opportunity to clear the air that the decision taken on boycotting the academy awards was independent of personally receiving a nomination.
“This is an issue of a really regressive trend, not just in Hollywood but in my country,’ he said. ‘It’s not about me or being nominated.” he said.

Rescued Nigerian girl says she would rather be with the Boko Haram militant who kidnapped and impregnated her


Almost a year after she was rescued from Boko Haram captivity by the Nigerian army, Zara John, 16, is still in love with one of the fighters who abducted her and impregnated her, AlJazeera reports.

She was delighted to discover that she was pregnant with his child following a urine and blood test carried out by a doctor in the refugee camp to which she was taken after her rescue.
 
"I wanted to give birth to my child so that I could have someone to replace his father, since I cannot reconnect with him again," said Zara, one of hundreds of girls kidnapped by Boko Haram during a seven-year insurgency in northeast Nigeria.

But any decision over the baby was taken out of her hands. Her father drowned during flooding in 2010 so her uncles intervened. Some were adamant that they did not want Boko Haram offspring in their family - and insisted on an abortion. Others felt the child should not be blamed for its father's crimes. In the end, the majority carried the vote and Zara was allowed to keep her child, a son she named Usman who is now seven months old.

"Everybody in the family has embraced the child," Zara in a telephone interview, asking that her location remain undisclosed. "My uncle just bought him tins of Cerelac [instant cereal] and milk."

Zara was 14 when Boko Haram members fighting to establish an Islamic state raided her village of Izge, in northeast Nigeria, in February 2014.
They razed homes in the village, slaughtered men and loaded women, girls and children on to trucks.
Two of Zara's brothers were out of town when the assailants struck in one of a wave of hit-and-run attacks on villages, as well as suicide bombings, on places of worship or markets.
Zara's mother fell off one of the overloaded trucks but tried to chase after the vehicle that was ferrying away her only daughter and her four-year-old son, but was unable to keep up as it drove 22km to Bita.

At the time, Bita and other surrounding towns near the Sambisa forest were in Boko Haram control.

"As soon as we arrived, they told us that we were now their slaves," Zara recalled
Her days were spent doing chores and learning the tenets of her new religion, Islam, until two months later when she was given away in marriage to Ali, a Boko Haram commander, and moved from a shared house to his accommodation.
"After I became a commander's wife, I had freedom. I slept any time I wanted, I woke up any time I wanted," she said.

He bought me food and clothes and gave me everything that a woman needs from a man." She added that he also gave her a mobile phone with his number in it, and tattooed his name on her stomach to mark her as a Boko Haram wife.
Ali assured her the fight would soon be over and they would return to his hometown of Baga, where he intended his new wife to join his fishing business.
He told her he abandoned his trade and joined Boko Haram after his father and elder brother, both fishermen like himself, were killed by Nigerian soldiers.
 
In a June 2015 report based on years of research and analysis, Amnesty International said the Nigerian army was guilty of gross human rights abuse and extrajudicial killings of civilians in parts of northeast Nigeria, calling for an investigation into war crimes.
 
Ali was not at home when the Nigerian army stormed Bita in March 2015 and rescued Zara and scores of other women, taking them to a refugee camp in Yola in northeast Nigeria.
 
The raid came as international scrutiny on Nigeria increased after the high-profile abduction of 200 schoolgirls from Chibok in northern Nigeria in April 2014, which caused outrage internationally and sparked the global campaign #bringbackourgirls. The girls are yet to be found.
 
But Zara and Ali stayed in touch by phone until Nigerian soldiers realised some of the girls in the camp were still in touch with their abductors, seized their phones, and moved them to another camp until they were reunited with their families.

Zara now lives with her extended family and son in a town far away from Izge.
Her male relatives took over control of her life again, with requests for interviews fielded by them and all of her movements monitored by her family. But asked her opinion, she said she would rather be with her Boko Haram "husband".
 
"If I had my way, I would retrieve the phone number he gave me," she said, regretting not committing his number to memory.

But Zara is realistic and knows the possibility of being reunited with Ali is slim.
Instead she wants to return to school when Usman stops breast-feeding, and maybe then run her own business.

"I want to do a business that is suitable for a woman, something that will not take me out of the house," she said.

Source: ALJAZEERA

Photo: 5 months pregnant woman who went missing in Abuja has been found

5 months pregnant mother of one, Habiba Shaba Ibrahim, who went missing on Saturday Jan. 30th in Abuja (read here) has been found. Habiba is pictured right above at her home this morning in Abuja. Details of how she was found and where she had been was not revealed. According to her family, she went missing after taking a taxi along Kubuwa road in Abuja.

Tania Omotayo Shares First Photo since Wizkid Second Baby News… Is She Happy? (Photo)

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Tania Omotayo has resurfaced online after a relatively silent 2016.
The socialite has been away from all social media platform since Wizkid’s second baby news hit the internet last month. All together she’s been away for almost 3 weeks. It has been confirmed that Tania and Wizkid are no longer dating and she seem to be happy without the Starboy chief in her life.